Thursday, April 4th, 2013 at 11:35 am  |  44 responses

Chris Bosh’s Home Robbed of $340K Worth of Jewels and Purses

According to the Miami police department, Heat star Chris Bosh had his house robbed of some very expensive items. (The robbery took place while Chris Bosh was out celebrating his 29th birthday last night.) Per NBC Miami: “Miami Heat player Chris Bosh and his wife returned home from his 29th birthday party to find they had been robbed of $340,000 worth of jewelry and purses, but his 2012 NBA Championship ring was left untouched, Miami Beach Police said Thursday. Police said they got the call about the burglary at 12:30 a.m. Bosh and his wife had left their two children and a teenager at home with two babysitters at 7:30 p.m. and they headed out to celebrate his birthday at Briza on the Bay on Bayshore Drive in Miami, the police report said. The Moroccan themed party included belly dancers and fire breathers. And a camel named Henri greeted guests. The festivities started at 9 p.m. When the Boshes got home, they realized their closet had been ransacked, police said. No one who was home heard anything, and apparently the thieves handpicked the items they were stealing, police said. Bosh’s Championship ring was spared, but they took what they wanted from jewelry box, including watches and rings, police said. ‘We are leaning on the side of this being an inside job,’ said Miami Beach Police spokesman Bobby Hernandez.”

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  • spit hot fiyah

    who else is not surprised that Chris bosh has purses

  • Sparty’s Law

    Bosh always

  • Sparty’s Law

    Bosh always seemed like the kind of guy who would have quite an elaborate purse collection

  • ENDS

    It was Wayne

  • King Midas


  • Name

    Cue the “the purses were his” jokes

  • Max

    Exactly my toughts lmao.

  • http://twitter.com/deejay7 Mr. Pate NOLA

    Maybe he needs to get better home security?

  • Roko Ukic

    C’mon slam, that’s just too easy

  • The Seed

    With all the money he has, why does he not have a professional security system installed, some trained guard dogs. Also why is he not living in a gated community. Also someone he knows did it. Its a set up. Bosh has some explaining to do. The saying goes more money, more problems, or just get security.

  • http://twitter.com/apowellAdvocate Allen Powell II

    If you are holding that sort of stuff you need a top notch security system.

  • coyboo

    let the gay jokes begin

  • http://twitter.com/jay258064 jay jay

    i think slam mentioned purses because they know about them jokes lmaooo

  • bike

    So, is it considered uncool to use the expression “that’s SO Bosh”?

  • mike

    lost millions in pricelss ancient dinosaur eggs….

  • Slick Ric

    Too easy….lol

  • AiRsMiTh

    I’m actually surprised no one thinks this is messed up. What if Bosh came back during the robbery and got killed like Sean Taylor? Oh well, I guess it is funny.

  • shockexchange

    Chris Bosh should play these fools like Marlo played Omar when he got robbed, “And may you wear it in good health.”

  • LakeShow

    Co-Sign. That sh*t should be in a vault with lasers around it.

  • Gman

    That sucks. i feel bad for him.

  • Redd

    All the dumb, wack 4th grade jokes are boring.

    Guys are mad insecure, thing is, Bosh is one of the coolest NBA players to me.

    He doesn’t act gay, he enjoys acting weird and random as hell. I bet he’s a huge Arrested Development fan, bet!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rainman1991 Saleem Rainman


  • cramzy

    lol thats why i clicked the story!

  • pais

    Guess I’m too normal to comprehend how someone can even have 340k worth of shtuff in their house.

  • Max

    Yeah, use LAB!

  • Guest

    Say that again.

  • Jacob Nelson

    That’s what you get for buying expensive purses Chris! I use a wal-mart bag, and no one has stolen it yet.

  • Redd

    And that defines being “Gay”?

    That video was hilarious as hell. I bet there’s gay men who are more manly than you ever could be, cause who googles pictures of guys pouring champagne on themselves & saves it to their computer?

    Go on, explain that, cause I’m sure there’s gay guys who don’t even do that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Junior-Taylor/100003121138419 Junior Taylor

    Exactly…..it’s all fun and games until someone gets killed.

  • Jensen Carp

    hey redd, Just google Chris Bosh. and now click the images tab. google does the work for you. there are a plethora of “suspect” chris bosh pictures available that nobody has to “dig” for. Heck, when I type “Chris Bosh” in my search engine it autocompletes it with “is gay”!!!! No exaggeration. Every player that has ever won a championship has poured champagne on himself and his team mates. NONE of them automattically assumed the “facial” pose with their mouth agape, eyes closed ON THEIR KNEES. Watch that video, and watch how strange sh*t gets when Chris Bosh makes his appearance.

  • Redd

    He’s a weird guy, he does weird things, but unlike you I don’t let Google’s search engine make decisions for me.

    I don’t think you can act gay, there’s no clear cut indication, but you can be gay.

    Until Bosh says “I’m gay”, I’m not going to be ignorant & assume. By the way, does it make him gay for being able to whoop you like you never been whooped before?

    And I’m a a big Bulls fan who hates the Heat & even I think Bosh is the coolest cat in the NBA & easily off the Heat roster.

  • The Philosopher

    The Seed.

  • The Philosopher

    Bosh’s wife set him up… and let Lil’ Wayne rob him. lol.

  • davidR


  • Bosh Spice

    You got $340,000 worth of stuff in your house, you can expect to get robbed. Talk about the height on insecurity… who in the hell has: A) a 29th birthday party; B) belly dancers and fire breathing at the party; and C) a camel out front to greet the guests? That is one of the lamest things I have ever heard. No, just because you won an NBA championship and gold medals does not mean that at 29 years old you are already so washed up in the madness that you have to live as if all you are if material wealth. Some people…shallow is too deep to describe them.

  • Drig

    Don’t know why but I laughed really hard at this lol

  • d

    Are you kidding 340k worth of jewelry and purses to an NBA star is nothing it was probably a watch and a purse , and no one is gonna steal a championship ring that’s just heat

  • KSupreme

    “BAD LUCK BOSH”….Has birthday……….Loses $340K and people find out about his purse collection.

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  • The Mauve Avenger

    I’m willing to bet money it’s someone he’s close to. “Snakes blend in with pretty green grass and wait to strike.” .

  • MikeC.

    I’m guessing there’s a babysitter with a nice purse collection right now.

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