Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 at 10:00 am  |  81 responses

Dwight is Tired of those Kobe/LeBron Muppet Ads

by Marcel Mutoni

By now, you’ve seen the ads a million times. Evidently, so has Dwight Howard. And like some of you, he’s sick and tired of seeing Kobe Bryant and LeBron James in muppet form on his television screen every day.

After the Magic’s Game 3 win, Howard hinted at his frustration with the Orlando Magic’s lack of respect from the rest of the hoops universe, but he waited until he was in front of a keyboard to really let loose.

From Dwight’s official blog:

I told ya’ll the other day that we find it really disrespectful that everybody seems to be pulling for LeBron and Kobe to get to the Finals. Every time I look at TV, it seems like that’s all anybody is talking about. It’s like nobody is even giving us a shot at winning this series and we’ve used it as motivation.

We’re up 2-to-1 and we have a long way to go vs. the Cavs, but hopefully we can mess up those plans of getting Cleveland and L.A. in the Finals. If the lil’ ol’ Magic make it, what will they say then?

Aiiight, ya’ll I guess I gotta go watch another one of these LeBron and Kobe commercials on TV. Naw, just kiddin.

No need for muppet envy, Dwight. Win a couple of more games against Cleveland, and adidas will probably give you your very own action figure.

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  • http://www.myspace.com/weezyleezy337 weezy f. leezy

    cmon howard dont hate…u the one that signed wit adidas bruh

  • Josh D

    I actually wouldn’t mind if a Magic Nuggets finals happened i don’t care who gets to the finals now the Spurs r out

  • Casey

    I’m sorry, but the commercials are hilarious! There’s always been campainging during the playoffs that has counted one team or the other out. Deal with it D…it comes with the territory. Let your game speak for you and don’t get so uptight about the competition’s ads. (I particularly like when LeBron asks “why do we live together anyway?” in the 3 rings/cookies commercial. freakin classic)

  • Casey

    note to all – can’t spell today.

  • http://ittakesanationofmillionstoholdthissac.blogspot.com ciolkstar

    Rashard definitely needs some more love. i feel like the only things I know about him are that he’s from Houston, he signed a HUGE cintract, and he has a cool goatee.
    Time for a ‘Shard feature SLAM!

  • jrb

    Lakers vs magic in the finals

  • jrb

    I agree DA-wite shud stop b****in

  • http://www.clutchfans.net nick

    Maybe Dwight can get a puppet if his skill set ever becomes appreciably better than Ben Wallace’s.

  • http://www.clutchfans.net nick

    If Hedo Turkoglu’s people were on their sh!t, there would be a viral video of a Turkoglu muppet eating pizza while draining threes and shouting “IM MICHAEL JORDAN IN TURKEY!”

  • The Promise

    It was cool until they showed them 232327463876483587354875385385837548375487354873584538745385487354873 times.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    How many times is that…?
    I saw the cartoons for the first time on youtube, then again here in Australia we’ve just had the internet connected.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    I want the Magics to win the championship.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Then I’d like to see the look on Shaq’s face.

  • Teddy-the-Bear

    Then I’d like to see the look on David Stern’s face. Oh boy.

  • bill breedley

    Adidas should make its own puppet commercial for Dwight.

  • BostonBaller

    Those ads are toooo funny, even if you don’t like either player (I like both) you have to love the ads. Classic Nike. SLAM is did the right thing with the latest cover, they are in this business to make money AND to hook us hoop heads up. Howard is on the back cover of the same ish so he should chill. I’m wondering if Nike will throw Melo in an ad just to keep it Fresh? Who on the Magic wears Nike (that’s any good) Rashard?

  • http://multiplehustle.com Allen Walker

    Who told Dwight yo sign with WACK ASS ADIDAS? Go get a new sponsorship, it ain’t TRL COMMERCIALS. It ain’t no hoops universe it’s who pays for the airtime.

  • bill breedley

    Bron has no Pippen? He’s got it better with side kicks Joey Crawford, Steve Javie, Bob Delaney.

    Lebron can’t win even if he gets all the blatant bailout calls. Nobody else will get a call with 0.5 secs to go. the fool fell on his feet.

    Dwight is King. Bron will always be the King without a ring. This series was one fluke shot away from being a sweep. Doug Collins is an idiot to think that last second heave even had a chance. Flukes happen only once in a lifetime. Bron can only nail those in practice without the pressure.

    Today is a good day.

  • ENDS

    The Jaws theme Gets Louderand louder

  • JoeMaMa

    As an objective and dispassionate fan to this series, I only have this to say:
    Bill Breedley is a haterrrrrrr!!!!!

  • bill breedley

    yes i am a hater of manufactured “legends”. a nickname like superman is borderline funny, but king and chosen one? over the top ego. i don’ exactly hate Bron. He is a good basketball player. maybe will eventually be a top 20 player ever,but the unwarranted hype is way too much.

    the way the L was scripting an LA Cavs finals is downright disgusting. Seeing Dwight and the Magic make it is a big time hit on David Stern and his script writers.

  • http://sportzin.com Joey E.

    the one with the Kobe video always has be busting up.

  • jdm4la

    tiger woods and usher raymond wasn’t at the magics and cavs game to see dwight. billups has the best adidas commercial with the floor coming alive. tha was hot. he has a ring. if if was miracle kg would have played and we’ll have a cavs and celtics rematch. so be grateful dwight rof the position you ever so blesssed to be in. there’s no way you would beat the nuggets or lakers.

  • J1S

    I hope does Dwight throws a wrench in their CAV/LAKRs Plans. The Hole point of the Finals is that anything can happen. And to market Kobe vs. Bron before the playoffs even kicked off and even more now is crap. I hope neither one of them win their Conf. final. Nike doesnt run the NBA, and seems they dont understand it either. Teams win Championships not individual players. The Spurs, Pistons, and Celtics to name a few as of late Had the best teams not the best player in the NBA when they won and thats something NIKE cant Buy no matter how much they try to shove them down our throats.

  • http://myspace.com/edilvia_da_best edilvia

    I’m glad I was never going for the Cavaliers anyway. Magic, 100%

  • http://myspace.com/edilvia_da_best edilvia

    RASHARD’S THE MAN.

  • pdub923

    I think the commecials are really funny, but it would be the funniest sh*t ever if the Magic and Nuggets made it to the Finals and adidas made a similar Howard/Billups commercial and SLAM made a similar Howard/Billups cover for next month’s mag. D. Stern would sh*t a brick.

  • Khalid Salaam

    Like i said last w,. those commerciasl are unrelenting in their corniness. They are legitimately terrible but i have no beef with nike running them. Did any expect nike not to?

  • Jay G

    If the MAgic and Nuggets make the Finals, Addidas needs to make a commercial with Dwight as Superman II and Chauncey as Lex Luthor. They could have Chauncey destroy JJ’s better basketball tapes.

  • dashon

    Guys lets chill the nba didn’t make the commercial nike did they have there two biggest sponsers both in the playoffs…nike does this ever year so y now do we make a big deal there funny and there not saying there going to the finals there just having fun its alll about the money lighting up kobe and lebron didn’t make em either if anything blast off at nike not the nba….geez

  • dashon

    another thing they have the best 2 regular season records in the nba, plus they both are the nbas mvp dis yr n last yr they deserve this they worked hard for it ok cut them sum slack when u bust ya ass 82 games a season and u win mvp + da best record ppl can put u in da finals if they want I mean seriously besides da magic busting da cavs ass who didn’t put la v.s cavs 4 da finals

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