Friday, April 13th, 2007 at 2:05 pm  |  132 responses

Sure Shot

They say a picture’s worth 1,000 words. But you only need a couple to win.

Here at SLAM, we always knew Stephon Marbury was special; as his Starbury affordable-shoe campaign and new talk show, Stars on Stars, proves, Steph is far from your average NBA player. Do you think this young Jazz fan knows all this? And regardless of his motivation, what might these two be discussing? You know the drill: hit us with the caption that best sums up this summit. The winner will be blessed with a dope prize from our vault and their name in Trash Talk next issue.

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  • http://slamonline.com fabian

    I’m the true point guard of New York!

  • Lavell Flemister

    Marbury: Dang kid I really didn’t think you could brake my ankles!

    Kid: Do you want me to call 911!

  • Mat MacDonald

    Kid: “Ah, we sit front row and the glare from your head has to go…”

    Steph: “Don’t hit a kid, don’t hit a kid…”

    Kid: “No, seriously, it looks like you just fell into a tub of the stuff they rub on my bum for rashes”

    Steph: “Ok, somebody get this kid out of here, we all know what happend the last time they kept one around…”
    *looks at Nate Robinson eating animal crackers…

  • Mat MacDonald

    Kid: “Do you read SLAM?”

    Steph: “Yeah, they just did an article on me.”

    Kid: “Well here, put this towel over your head so they don’t notice you. We don’t need anymore articles about struggling teams and players…”

    Kid: “I hope this doesn’t offend you but, would you like to wear my jersey too?”

  • Mark G

    Hi, my name is Ben and I am yet another undersized shooting guard that’s been added to the roster

  • Western_dream

    Kid- you guys are the Knicks right?
    Steph- yeah kid
    Kid (running away)- Mummy, mummy, I know why all the seats are empty!

  • Jeremy Hoff

    Hey mister you look SLAM-In in those Kicks.

  • http://breadcity.wordpress.com Jake

    YO STEPH, WHAT’S UP? YOU DON’T RECOGNIZE ME? I’M YOUR COUSIN MAN. DIDN’T YOU KNOW YOU GOT FAM IN UTAH? I’M RONDA’S SON. LISTEN, PUT ME ON A LITTLE DINNER AND DANCING MONEY, AND I’LL GET YOU BACK THIS WEEKEND. SEE I GOT THIS- WHAT? OH, OH, I SEE. SO YOU POOR NOW? SHOO, I DON’T WANT YOUR MONEY ANYWAY. AND SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE. YOU’RE LOOKING LIKE A BLACK GROUCH MARX.

  • http://www.yahoo.com H to the Izzo

    Hi I’m with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints would you like to hear a message about why th Knicks Suck!

  • charles e. collins jr.

    Kid to starbury:”I like your shoes, but Ben Wallace scares the hell out of me!

  • charles e. collins jr.

    kid to starbury:”I like your shoes,but but why did you hire the monster under my bed to help endorse them?”(Ben Wallace)

  • Ben Garman

    “The Knicks?! (Runs to mommy) Mommy I wanted to see a real basketball game not that team that plays the Harlem Globetrotters!”

  • korak163

    Kid: “$14.98!? Boy, you must be trippin’”

  • Chris

    Kid: Even if you sign those shoes, they’ll still be worth $15…

  • Chris

    By the time the knicks make the playoffs, your shoes will be $1.

  • Chris

    Kid:If you come to the mormon church with me, I might be able to get you on the jazz!

  • Jesse Rojo

    you should consider growing because whenever i look at the top of yo head the first thing that comes to mind is “it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • Jesse Rojo

    you should consider growing hair because whenever i look at the top of your head the first thing that comes to mind is”it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” p.s.you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bill Biehl

    Kid to Starbury: Your the reason my dad (joey c) got fired. Now we’re Utah fans, thanks alot.

  • Zion

    marbury to kid: “nate you look pale”…..

  • Joey

    Steph:Kid do i seriously need to lower the price of my shoes just to get you to be a fan of the knicks?
    Kid:Yeah
    Steph:How does 13.73 sound? I like the strange prices
    Kid:Shut up

  • CBeezy

    “Why don’t you just wear my jersey Mr.Starbury, you’re gonna be giving this team the ball game anyway.”
    -Kid.

  • CBeezy

    I meant…

    “Why don’t you just wear my jersey Mr.Starbury, you’re gonna be giving this team the ball all game anyway.”
    -Kid.

  • Shelby Pace

    Starbury: “Eh Kirelinko you gonna stuff my shot tonight”?!

    Kid : Hell yeah !

  • Phenom

    Steph: Hey Kid you should get rid of those vans & get sum of these Starburys.
    Kid: Nah, I’m saving my allowance to buy me some J’s.

  • JACK

    So thats how you shoot the three point shot Mr. Marbury.

    p.s. look in the top left hand corner

  • Mickey C.

    Starbury:”Hey aint that Stocktons old jersey”
    KID:”Yeah he gave it to me cuz it was to big for him”

  • Mickey C.

    kid:”So how many shots are you gonna miss tonight?”

  • Mickey C.

    Kid:”Instead of calling u the New York Knickerbockers, im gonna start callen u guys the New Dork Brickerlaunchers”

  • Mickey C.

    Kid:”Ha ha”
    Starz:”What?”
    Kid:”I can see my entire reflection on your head”

  • Mickey C.

    Star:”Your bout as tall as ma boy Nate”
    Kid:”And your bout as stupid as ur coach”

  • http://slamonline.com Sam Rubenstein

    CONTEST OVER – We have picked a winner. Check out SLAM issue #109 when it comes out to see who.

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