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Wednesday, May 9th, 2012 at 12:05 pm  |  3 responses

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Which NBA Player Are You?

Paul Rudd is Shane Battier.

by Sam Rubenstein

Previously:
Ryan Reynolds is Tony Parker
Neil Patrick Harris is Ray Allen
Justin Timberlake is Rajon Rondo
Tyler, the Creator is Michael Beasley
Swizz Beatz is Joakim Noah
Donald Trump is Paul Pierce
Prodigy is Monta Ellis

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• LA Huey

  Yeah, I totally thought of Battier when Rudd’s wife walked in on him jacking it in Knocked Up.

• http://slamonline.com eric bryant

  i am kevin durant

• http://slamonline.com eric bryant

  i fell like kevin durant

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