Oh, to have spent the offseason touring China with NBA greats Steve Nash and Yao Ming. We actually weren’t anywhere near this recent press conference in Beijing, and save for our friends at SLAM China, neither were you. But that shouldn’t be a deterrent to captioning this photo. Get your creativity right: hit us with the caption that best sums up this unique blending of cultures. The winner will be blessed with a dope prize from our vault and their name in Trash Talk next issue.