Too many of today’s NBA ballers lack a memorable tag. We at SLAM find this unacceptable; now we’re doing something about it. Each month, we bring you a player whose skills demand something more memorable than their initials or a shortened version of their name—and that’s where you come in. This month, your target is Joe Johnson—a man with a simple name but an All-Star game. Give us your ideas for a worthy handle for Joe. See Trash Talk next issue to learn the winning nickname.