Grizzlies Have No Use for Scouts

by August 04, 2009
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Economics aside, this is still an amazing decision for a pro sports team to make: “The Grizzlies really should get rid of their ushers. The seat numbers are right there on the tickets, aren’t they? Can’t people find their own seats? Then they should cut back on dancers. So many dancers. Wouldn’t one really good dancer be enough? Especially if it were Linea? One ball boy should be plenty, too. Let the kid run back and forth between the two hoops…I bring this up because the Grizzlies recently decided to let go of their scouts. Yes, all of their scouts. ‘I prefer a smaller group,’ said Chris Wallace, the Grizzlies GM.”