I feel sorry for the guys who have to carry him: “During this road trip, Suns center Shaquille O’Neal has turned starting introductions into a royal procession. As he is introduced, O’Neal leaps into the arms of Robin Lopez, Louis Amundson, Jared Dudley and Goran Dragic and has the quartet carry him to the floor, where he picks up Alando Tucker and spins him like a toddler. ‘I levitate above the competition,’ O’Neal said.”