Magic = Illusion = Fakery = He didn’t really have AIDS, did he?!

by October 10, 2008

Not that we needed another one, but here’s the 1,000,000,000,000,000th reason why conservative talk radio would be better off without all the actual “talk.”

CALLER: What you run into is — you run into this idea, the same way that in education we want to make all the dumb people smart even though it’s impossible — their IQ limits them — and we’re going to spend all this money to try to do something that’s impossible. And you — it’s a waste of time, and you get frustrated employees, frustrated workers with all these demands to do something they can’t possibly do.

BAKER: There you go. All right, thanks.

PERRY: What about diseases that are eminently treatable and you can live with for a long, long time quite healthily if you just get some basic drugs?

BAKER: Like Magic Johnson.

PERRY: Like Magic with his faked AIDS. Magic faked AIDS.

BAKER: You think Magic faked AIDS for sympathy?

PERRY: I’m convinced that Magic faked AIDS.

BAKER: Yeah, me too.

PERRY: It falls apart —

BAKER: Which is horrible.

PERRY: — when you get into motivation. I’m not sure why, but I’m pretty sure he faked AIDS.

BAKER: I’ve got a great email here from —

PERRY: ‘Cause he’s the only cured AIDS guy ever.

The idiocracygets closerevery single day.

Oh, and thanks to the commie f@ggots at for the reportage. Good to see your listeners out getting some exercise, fellas.