Magic = Illusion = Fakery = He didn’t really have AIDS, did he?!

Not that we needed another one, but here’s the 1,000,000,000,000,000th reason why conservative talk radio would be better off without all the actual “talk.”

CALLER: What you run into is — you run into this idea, the same way that in education we want to make all the dumb people smart even though it’s impossible — their IQ limits them — and we’re going to spend all this money to try to do something that’s impossible. And you — it’s a waste of time, and you get frustrated employees, frustrated workers with all these demands to do something they can’t possibly do.

BAKER: There you go. All right, thanks.

PERRY: What about diseases that are eminently treatable and you can live with for a long, long time quite healthily if you just get some basic drugs?

BAKER: Like Magic Johnson.

PERRY: Like Magic with his faked AIDS. Magic faked AIDS.

BAKER: You think Magic faked AIDS for sympathy?

PERRY: I’m convinced that Magic faked AIDS.

BAKER: Yeah, me too.

PERRY: It falls apart —

BAKER: Which is horrible.

PERRY: — when you get into motivation. I’m not sure why, but I’m pretty sure he faked AIDS.

BAKER: I’ve got a great email here from —

PERRY: ‘Cause he’s the only cured AIDS guy ever.

The idiocracygets closerevery single day.

Oh, and thanks to the commie f@ggots at for the reportage. Good to see your listeners out getting some exercise, fellas.