Mike Miller Reminisces About His Pet Monkey

by July 17, 2009

Yep, just what the Wizards needed. Another character: “Like, the oft-told tale about when Miller got a phone call saying his monkey was on the loose? ‘Oh yeah, that was a trip,’ Miller said. ‘You would always put him in his room, and then we’d lock the door, and then we’d put the dogs out, and then we’d lock the front door. Well, he found out how to unlock doors, unlocked his door, went downstairs, let the dogs in the house and opened the front door. About an hour later we got a call from our neighbors, saying, ‘Your monkey is riding your dogs around the neighborhood.’…I said, ‘C’mon y’all, y’all got to get in the house.'”