Carlisle: Something About Hard Work, Sex

by December 15, 2009

The Dallas Mavericks’ head coach has probably never said a single interesting thing to the press before, and the one time he decides to do so, no one can understand what he’s talking about: “Rick Carlisle offered an eloquent addition to The Official Basketball Dictionary And Sex-Education Manual when the coach described his Mavs’ penchant for making a difficult victory (like Monday’s 94-90 win over the Hornets) out of what should’ve been easy (Dallas was up 21 early but committed a mind-numbing 23 turnovers). ‘We need,’ said the coach of the 18-7 Mavericks, ‘to not always make hard work out of sex.”‘