D-Wade is Dunzo!

by Marcel Mutoni

Make room, Yao Ming. Another superstar is on the shelf for the remainder of the season.

Finally having come to their senses, the Miami Heat and Dwyane Wade have decided it best for the former NBA Finals MVP to sit out the Heat’s final 21 games.

Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade is scheduled to undergo a follow-up procedure on his surgically repaired left knee, and is expected to miss the remainder of the season.

”I think it’s time. We’ve been walking around on eggshells with this thing,” Riley said about Wade. “This treatment will help him.”

I can’t find the link at the moment, but I read a story over the weekend in which Riley said D-Wade could barely get out bed on game days due to the pain in his creaky joints. Yeah, it was definitely time to take a break.

Here’s to getting up for the proverbial eighth time (and quickly), Dwyane.