Player of the D.A.Y.

By Sam Rubenstein

I kind of glossed over the teams that beat up on the Atlantic Conference, but I should give one guy his proper due. Ben Gordon ended the Bulls-Sixers game in about 5 minutes. 17 points in the first quarter in an absolute joke of a blowout win. He finished with 33 points in 31 minutes. Lang put up that video of The Rock and Barack Obama, and Ben Gordon checked the Sixers into the Smackdown hotel on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.