Stephen Jackson will have his day in court

By Sam Rubenstein

I’m sitting here at my desk at 6:30 PM. Waiting. Any minute now I will partake in the activity which is exactly the opposite of what Stephen Jackson did on that fateful night. That’s right, I’m going to see the tree in Rockerfeller (they spell it with “er” for some reason) Center with my girlfriend. Stephen as you all remember, was outside of a strip club at 3 A.M., was hit by a car, and fired his gun wildly into the night.

The trial is set to begin on February 12th. Right in time for Valentine’s Day! I’m looking forward to this.