What’s My Name?

Too many of today’s NBA ballers lack a memorable tag. We at SLAM find this unacceptable; now we’re doing something about it. Each month, we’ll bring you a player whose skills demand something more memorable and descriptive than their initials or a shortened version of their name—and that’s where you come in.

This month, your target is Louis Williams. The young gunner is establishing himself in the League and deserves a nickname that doesn’t have the word “Sweet” within a mile of it. Give us your suggestions for a worthy nickname for one of the cornerstones of the Sixers’ future.

Whoever has the best suggestion will win a dope prize and get their name in Trash Talk next month.