Meet Darrell ‘The Motivator’ Belts (VIDEO)

by July 13, 2013

Darrell “The Motivator” Belts will lead you somewhere—to a string of victories, maybe, or a series of awful losses. Who knows? Belts is a strong leader who can get through to all his teammates, though he doesn’t exactly have the captain-material skills a leader is expected to maintain. And, yes: this 5-10 guard out of Delaware is corny as all hell. Naturally.

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