Plus, astronauts and grilled cheese…
Fri-Day! Yes!
And the good news? Summer League is almost over! Hey, did you hear that Anthony Morrow scored 47 points last night in a Summer League game? That’s great. He also scored 37 points last season in an actual NBA game. That, I care about. But 47 in a Summer League game? Eh. And yet, because we are all so NBA deprived right now, for many people, Summer League morphs into something greater than it actually is. I tuned out when they retired Nate Robinson’s jersey.
So, here’s a couple of non-basketball related links, and then we end it with some NBA talk…
• Ebony magazine really screwed this one up. I don’t think anyone looked like this in the year 2000, but definitely not Michael Jackson.
• The Boston Globe has a ton of very cool pictures from Apollo 11. I think I’m turning into a space geek.
• Also from NASA, here’s a great picture of a volcano erupting.
• Jay-Z vs. The Game and lessons for the American primacy debate.
• Some Starbucks stores are changing their names. I love Starbucks, but when you have to change your name to get people to come into your stores, maybe the name isn’t the problem.
• Cool…but nope, still not going to drink the Red Bull Cola.
• Here is the proper way to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Don’t say we never taught you anything.
• Finally, a couple of days ago, the guys from Basket, which is definitely one of my two favorite basketball magazines from Germany, hit me with an email. They were assembling a panel of international experts to rank the top 10 NBA players for each position (PG, SG, SF, PF, C = 50 players) for their next issue. By German rules, I qualified as an NBA expert, so they sent along a list of the top few dozen at each position, asked me to rank them, and added a few caveats:
- Don’t mix up the positions, please use their list and positions.
– No rookies.
– It’s not about value for money.
– It doesn’t matter if the player was good two years ago or if he has potential – it’s about today.
So…here’s how I ranked the top ten NBA players at each position. Surely there won’t be anyone out there who disagrees with me, right? Apologies go to whoever it pleases. Here’s my Top 50…
POINT GUARDS
1. Chris Paul (New Orleans Hornets)
2. Tony Parker (San Antonio Spurs)
3. Deron Williams (Utah Jazz)
4. Jameer Nelson (Orlando Magic)
5. Derrick Rose (Chicago Bulls)
6. Rajon Rondo (Boston Celtics)
7. Chauncey Billups (Denver Nuggets)
8. Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns)
9. Jason Kidd (Dallas Mavericks)
10. Andre Miller (Philadelphia 76ers)
EXPLANATION: I wasn’t sure what to do with Gilbert Arenas. When he’s healthy, he’s probably top half of that list, but since this list is for today, and we have no idea how Gilbert’s knee is right now, I left him off. Mo Williams also almost cracked my list, but I put this together thinking if I were starting a franchise today and needed a point guard, these are the guys I’d go after first. Mo would probably be number 11 on my list. Or 12, because Devin Harris was also just left off. I know people will probably quibble with Andre Miller making my list, but I’ve always appreciated his game — never the most athletic guy, but he’s really solid and, in the right system, he understands how to run a team. Same with Baron Davis, who I couldn’t find room for, either.
SHOOTING GUARDS
1. Kobe Bryant (Los Angeles Lakers)
2. Dwyane Wade (Miami Heat)
3. Brandon Roy (Portland Trail Blazers)
4. Joe Johnson (Atlanta Hawks)
5. Vince Carter (Orlando Magic)
6. Michael Redd (Milwaukee Bucks)
7. Ray Allen (Boston Celtics)
8. Jason Terry (Dallas Mavericks)
9. Ben Gordon (Detroit Pistons)
10. Allen Iverson (Detroit Pistons)
EXPLANATION: Calm down, Sacramento fans. Kevin Martin scores a lot of points, but he doesn’t play defense. At all. Also, he’s missed 52 games the last two seasons, and if I’m building my team around someone, it’s not going to be him. GINOBILI! would have made the list, but with his recent injuries I felt safer leaving him off this time. Same with T-Mac. Iverson? He averaged 17 and 5 last year for Detroit, and when the Pistons let him do his thing, they were still a tough team to beat.
SMALL FORWARDS
1. LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers)
2. Carmelo Anthony (Denver Nuggets)
3. Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City Thunder)
4. Paul Pierce (Boston Celtics)
5. Ron Artest (L.A. Lakers)
6. Danny Granger (Indiana Pacers)
7. Hedo Turkoglu (Toronto Raptors)
8. Shawn Marion (Miami Heat)
9. Josh Howard (Dallas Mavericks)
10. Richard Jefferson (San Antonio Spurs)
EXPLANATION: I thought this was the toughest category, by far. At different points I had both Andre Iguodala and Caron Butler on this list, but ended up dropping them. There’s also a lot of younger guys on the come-up (Al Thornton, Luol Deng, Rudy Gay, Trevor Ariza) who could crack this list a year from now.
POWER FORWARDS
1. Tim Duncan (San Antonio Spurs)
2. Pau Gasol (Los Angeles Lakers)
3. Dirk Nowitzki (Dallas Mavericks)
4. Kevin Garnett (Boston Celtics)
5. Chris Bosh (Toronto Raptors)
6. Amare Stoudemire (Phoenix Suns)
7. Carlos Boozer (Utah Jazz)
8. David West (New Orleans Hornets)
9. Rashard Lewis (Orlando Magic)
10. Josh Smith (Atlanta Hawks)
EXPLANATION: There may be some quibbling with some of these guys being listed as power forwards, but I didn’t come up with the list. That said, I found it interesting that Boozer was my generously-rated seventh-best power forward in the NBA and he’s still on target to get a $14 million-a-year deal next season. And so many teams are talking about Bosh as a max guy…really? I left off Elton Brand because of his injuries. I left off Charlie Villanueva because he’s not one of the ten best power forwards in the NBA, although someone probably should have explained that to Joe Dumars a while ago. The ten spot came down to Josh Smith and Kenyon Martin, but I went with Smoove because he’s younger and sturdier.
CENTERS
1. Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic)
2. Shaquille O’Neal (Cleveland Cavaliers)
3. Andrew Bynum (Los Angeles Lakers)
4. Al Horford (Atlanta Hawks)
5. Al Jefferson (Minnesota Timberwolves)
6. Mehmet Okur (Utah Jazz)
7. Nene (Denver Nuggets)
8. Brad Miller (Chicago Bulls)
9. Marcus Camby (Los Angeles Clippers)
10. Tyson Chandler (New Orleans Hornets)
EXPLANATION:
I let off Yao because his foot exploded, otherwise he was my definite number 2 on this list. At the same time, I broke my own rule about the injuries to include Al Jefferson on this list, because the top ten centers were really looking weak and I was afraid I’d have to include Jermaine O’Neal or Chris Kaman or Emeka Okafor. And we can’t be having that.
That’s it. Have a great weekend everyone and catch you all back here next week.
(Go Braves!)
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dre miller deserves that spot after last season and hopefully jrue turns into just as steady a player..potentially better (more skilled) obviously but we’ll take it slow
Chris Paul
Deron Williams
Steve Nash
Tony Parker
Chauncey Billups
Devin Harris
Rajon Rondo
Derrick Rose
Jason Kidd
Jose Calderon SG
Kobe Bryant
Dwyane Wade
Brandon Roy
Vince Carter
Ray Allen
Joe Johnson
OJ Mayo
Kevin Martin
Ben Gordon
Eric Gordon SF
Lebron James
Carmelo Anthony
Kevin Durant
Danny Granger
Paul Pierce
Caron Butler
Rashard Lewis
Ron Artest
Shawn Marion
Rudy Gay
Gerald Wallace PF
Kevin Garnett
Dirk Nowitzki
Pau Gasol
Tim Duncan
Chris Bosh
Amare Stoudemire
David West
Elton Brand
Carlos Boozer
Josh Smith C
Dwight Howard
Al Jefferson
Shaquille Oneal
Andris Biedrins
Marcus Camby
Al horford
Mehmet Okur
Emeka Okafor
Nene
Andrew Bynum
Amar, I hear you, but you’re underrating Bynum a bit. Bynum/Nene/Memo have all missed time the last few years. I go with Bynum because of his youth lang, didnt you say its sposed to be ranked as they are right now? not what they were or will be? so your reason for bynum being that high violates the guidelines. bynum is center no. 8 or 9
Thanks.
1. Chris Paul (New Orleans Hornets)
2. Deron Williams (Utah Jazz)
3. Tony Parker (San Antonio Spurs)
4. Chauncey Billups (Denver Nuggets)
5. Derrick Rose (Chicago Bulls)
6. Steve Nash (Phoenix Suns) 7. Jameer Nelson (Orlando Magic)
8. Rajon Rondo (Boston Celtics)
9. Devin Harris (New Jersey nets)
10.Jason Kidd (Dallas Mavericks) SMALL FORWARDS
1. LeBron James (Cleveland Cavaliers)
2. Carmelo Anthony (Denver Nuggets)
3. Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City Thunder)
4. Paul Pierce (Boston Celtics)
5. Ron Artest (L.A. Lakers)
6. Andre Iguodala (Illadelphia 76′ers)
7. Danny Granger (Indiana Pacers)
8. Caron Butler (Washington Wizards)
9. Hedo Turkoglu (Toronto Raptors)
10.Josh Howard (Dallas Mavericks) These were the only 2 catagories i had a prob with.
jameer nelson 3? RJ>iguodala/butler WETF WHITAKER YOU FAT RETARD WTF
nash
chris paul
nate rob
rondo
d-wills
sgs
dwade
brandon roy
eric gordon
courtney lee
jamal crawford/eddie house
sf’s
batum
anthony randolph
melo
gereld wallace
danny granger
pf’s
josh smith
michael b easy
amare
vintige kmart aka new jersey
c’s
dwight
horford
yao
shaq
oden/pryz
haha and ryan hollins
Wow! As a French citizen I like that… but do you take into account Tony’s wifey?
’cause even for me he’s a lil’ too high on this list as he’s not a pure assist PG…
I hope he will prove me wrong later this summer with the French national team which is close to disapear if they miss the qualification for Euro…
I really like your point guard list, and that you ranked Vince Carter quite high, I can only agree with that.
1 Chris Pual 1 Kobe Bryant
2 Deron Williams 2 Dwayne Wade
3 Tony Parker 3 Brandon Roy
4 Chuancey Billups 4 Joe Johnson
5 Jameer Nelson 5 Ray Allen
6 Rajon Rondo 6 Manu Ginobili
7 Devin Harris 7 Vince Carter
8 Derrick Rose 8 Andre Iguodala
9 Mo Williams 9 O.J Mayo
10 Steve Nash 10 Michael Redd SF PF
1 LeBron James 1 Tim Duncan
2 Carmelo Anthony 2 Dirk Nowitski
3 Pual Pierce 3 Kevin Garnett
4 Danny Granger 4 Chris Bosh
5 Kevin Durant 5 Pua Gasol
6 Rashard Lewis 6 Amare Stoudemire
7 Hedo Turkoglu 7 David West
8 Ron Artest 8 Carlos Boozer
9 Richard Jefferson 9 Elton Brand
10 Josh Smith 10 Antawn Jamison
C
1 Dwight Howard
2 Shaquille O’Neal
3 Al Jefferson
4 Nene
5 Andrew Bynum
6 Al Horford
7 Tyson Chandler
8 Marcus Camby
9 Brad Miller
10 Jermaine O’Neal
Brad Miller over Bargs and Lopez is just pathetic
1, Chris Paul
2. Deron Williams
3. Tony Parker
4. Chauncy Billups
5. Derrick Rose
6. Steve Nash
7. Rajon Rondo
8. Jameer Nelson
9. Jason Kidd
10. Devin Harris
——————–
SG:
1. Dwayne Wade
2. Kobe Bryant
3. Brandon Roy
4. Vince Carter
5. Joe Johnson
6. Ray Allen
7. Michael Redd
8. Allen Iverson
9. Kevin Martin (this irked me the most… how do Ben Gordon and Jason Terry do more than Kevin Martin? None of them play defense, all three of them only score!)
10. Ben Gordon
——————–
SF:
1. Le-Brick Shames
2. Carmello Anthony
3. Kevin Durant
4. Paul Pierce
5. Ron Artest
6. Hedo Turkoglu
7. Danny GRanger
8. Caron Butler
9. Andre Iguodala
10. Lamar Odom
——————–
PF:
1. Tim Duncan
2. Dirk Nowitzki
3. Kevin Garnett
4. Pau Gasol
5. Amare Stoudemire
6. Chris Bosh
7. Carlos BOozer
8. Rashard Lewis
9. Josh Smith
10. David West
——————–
C:
1. Dwight Howard
2. Shaquille O’Neal
3. Al Jefferson (number five is downright insulting)
4. Nene
5. Al Horford
6. Emeka Okafor
7. Marcus Camby
8. Mehmet Okur
9. Andrew Bynum
10. Tyson Chandler
———————–
Overall not a stellar list from Lang, considering the criteria. Still, I loved the conversation it spurred.
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chaunncy nash and kidd are ahead of jameer nelson he played well this year for 50 games
how andre igoudala didnt make a list confuses me
carmelo anthony decided to play defense for a little this but didnt play as well as he did years previous paul pierce is number 2 sf
andrew bynum cant string together a full season did you miss the lakers in the playoffs
okur horford and jefferson are they really legit centres
this list is horrible
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