Friday, November 20th, 2009 at 1:00 pm  |  37 responses

Beef: Marv Albert vs 50 Cent

This is an amazing story. I hope Marv releases a diss record soon: “On Wednesday, Albert was a guest on the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” show. The musical star was rapper 50 Cent. As Albert arrived, with an entourage of one, TNT public relations specialist Jeff Pomeroy, there was a sudden scuffle when a multitude of 50 Cent protectors seemed unfamiliar with Albert. There was shouting (‘It’s Marv Albert,’ yelled a Kimmel show guard, a pronouncement that seemed to have no effect on the 50 Cent phalanx.) There were obscenities. A fist or two flying. A ‘Don’t you put your hands on me” pronouncement. And finally Albert made it to his waiting room, relatively unruffled but slightly puzzled. ‘Did you see that?’ Albert said. ‘I thought they were kidding, but then I realized they weren’t.”‘

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  • http://www.another48minutes.com Gerard Himself

    I don’t know whether I should laugh or be sad for Marv.

  • http://theghostofroyhobbs.blogspot.com Mo Charlo

    Marv’s totally going to bite a member of G-unit. Then all will be well in the world.

  • http://slamonline.com Adam Fleischer


  • http://www.paidtosave.info Dang I’m Nice!!!

    Wow, there has to be a video of this.

  • http://www.twitter.com/statcenter pound4pound

    Marv is going to plant a horse’s head in Fitty’s bed asap.

  • http://slamonline.com Matt Lawyue


  • Exile

    Marv is ninja…. He coulda taken them… Just didn’t want to mess the hair before Air time.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Myles Brown

    Yes! And it counts!

  • http://slamonline.com/ niQ

    Well to be fair, I wouldn’t know Marv Albert if he stood next to me. But, on the other hand, 50′s “protectors” just sound like a bunch of overprotective douches to me.

  • kboogie201

    Marv Albert just released his 50 diss track featuring Game.

  • Flight

    Hahaha video of this needed! Wheres TMZ when you need em’

  • http://joe@aol.com Mike

    Put Marv vs. 50 on the undercard of the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight.

  • http://www.laumol.nl/weblog Laumol

    50! Chill! Relax! It’s only Marv! Thank God Charles Barkley wasn’t also at that show. Or Herb Alpert.

  • http://www.boogiewilliams.com Boing Dynasty

    Careful Fif, hes a biter.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Marv’s career has bounced back quite nicely from that cross dressing thing.

  • James aka…

    I don’t understand how the commentary isn’t directed all at 50. Marv didn’t do anything here, he didn’t even retaliate.

  • Heals

    Nothing says street cred like having your body guards get worked up over a white guy the size of Marv Albert…

  • http://idunkonthem.blogspot.com/ albie1kenobi

    honestly i’m somewhat disappointed at the un-hilarity of the comments. these two gentlemen are two of the biggest names in their fields, and i thought they have enough bizarre back stories to inspire fun-tastic comments. sadly i can’t think of one either. maybe we are just too weirded out and can’t really react.

  • http://www.realcavsfans.com Anton

    A senSATIONAL scuffle!

  • Yesse

    I want a video of this.

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  • Teddy-the-Bear

    50 Cent is hilariously bad at being a rapper right now. His old stuff was tight, but right now, along with 98% of the rappers in the game, he is hilariously bad.

  • http://www.triplejunearthed.com/dacre Dacre

    50 must have some trouble brewing with the italian mafia…you see middle-aged guys in black suits walking around, of course somethings happening


  • Hangtime Hec

    Co sign Albie. I was waiting all day for some hilarious comments!

  • http://IJustWantMyNameToLookBig.com Chukaz

    50 don’t want nothin to do wit Marv Albert. Marv, unlike 50, is a real criminal. If you don’t believe me ask the woman he r aped a while back

  • http://www.hibachi20.blogspot.com Hursty

    With the FACIAL!
    wait, what?

  • Dallas Stokes

    Jay wont respond so Half man Half publicity stunt had to do something!!!

  • Robb

    A spectacular move by the G Unit

  • MikeC.

    What does this do for 50′s street cred? Beating up middle-aged men with toupees doesn’t exactly scream ‘super thug’. However, Marv is a reformed felon. Maybe 50′s crew figured they’d build cred by taking out a real hardened criminal.

  • Hoodsnake

    Marv was wearing his Murdah Inc chain

  • http://www.alllooksame.com Tarzan Cooper

    you couldnt make this up

  • http://slamonline.com Dave

    Chukaz – she dropped the forced sodomy charge, actually.



    Both combatants in full battle regalia fight it out!
    That means Marv Albert, in full S&M gear… VERSUS… 50 Cent, wearing one of his sports bra/tank tops.

    AND… To even it out since 50 is so much bigger, he has to be weighed down by every pieace of jewelry he owns and all the bullets he’s been hit with over the years.

    Seriously, 50 is the only dude ever to base his rep as a “tough guy”, on the the fact he got shot nine times, in one attack mind you, not nine seperate shootings. Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t the real “thugs” the guys who do the shooting, not the ones laying on the ground bleeding and crying… LMMFAO!!!

  • rob

    jus ask KAT WILLIAMS what marv is about. he’ll fess up real quik. co-sign @tarzan you really cant. haha

  • Sparker

    so it was unforced sodomy? i would say ouch, but i guess not

  • UnRel

    this is bad media.. marv was on the Dan Patrick show this morning.. and said 50 wasn’t even there… and that marv showed up to one of 50′s guys arguing with a security guard.. cause he wanted to use marv’s room for a phone call.. by the time marv got to his room.. it wasn’t even an issue..

  • chintao

    Regardless, 50 and all his hangers-on are still idiots.