Wednesday, February 5th, 2014 at 1:35 pm  |  20 responses

Andrew Bynum Has Mastered a ‘Ninja Workout’

According to Atlanta Hawks assistant coach Darvin Ham, the former NBAer who served as an assistant during Andrew Bynum’s time with the Lakers, the big fella is now basically a ninja. Or something to that effect. Here, we’ll let Ham explain what the Indiana Pacers have gotten themselves into. Per the Indy Star:

“He has talent through the roof,” Ham said Tuesday. “It’s unfortunate that he’s gone through the issues that he’s gone through with his body, but I’m happy. I was happy to see someone went in and went ahead put themselves out there for his services. In the right environment, not saying anywhere else was a wrong environment, but when he’s locked in, he’s locked in.

“I really spent a lot of one-on-one time with him, been in group settings with him,” Ham said. “He’s really not a disruptive guy. He just wants to be left alone and left alone to play the game, plain and simple.”

Ham also described Bynum as “an intelligent guy,” who’s into Formula One racing and creating radical workout regiments.

“He has these ideas about some new ways of training. Some stuff he threw at me,” Ham said. “We had an opportunity to talk this summer and he just blew me away, man, just the level on which he thinks.”

“It is a ninja workout that few have seen,” Ham said with a smile, “and no one has conquered. I’ll put it like that. And he was one of the best pupils at it, and he totally embraced it.”

“(Bynum) made it perfectly clear,” (Pacers GM Kevin Pritchard) said during a radio interview. “He was like, ‘Look, I want to win a championship, I think I can really help you, and I want to fit in. I’m not coming here to let everybody fit in with me. I got to fit in with everybody else.’

“When he said that I think the thing changed.”

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  • Smits#45

    Andrew ´the bowling shinobi´ Bynum

  • Brickshooting J

    Does any of this make any sense to any of you guys?

  • LakeShow

    He’s saying the right things.

    If he’s healthy-ish… Good lordy…

  • LakeShow

    Judo Chop!

  • anon

    This article makes Darvin Ham look stupider LOL. Guess Bynum’s “new ways of training” are really working out, huh?

  • nbk troll

    Bynum is a master at getting paid millions for nothing

  • Fat Lever

    “Ham also described Bynum as “an intelligent guy,” who’s into Formula One racing and creating radical methods to steal money from NBA franchises”


  • http://soundcloud.com/tray-8 T-Ray

    Andrew Bynumson

  • LakeShow

    Common. You’re being harsh.

    Eddy Curry… Jerome James…

    Bynum was at least was a beast when he could be.

    **dammit… I didn’t see troll on the end lol


    We don’t care about Ninja workouts. What about basketball?

  • Anthony

    Cue DeMarcus cousins with the Clown comments…cause Bynum is certainly becoming a side show.

  • http://www.rich-imaging.com/ Dutch Rich

    I’m somewhat jokingly expecting DJ MBenga to get a Heat contract out of this. Make it happen Riles!!

  • ATL dynamite

    this is on point haha

  • ATL dynamite

    He mastered the ninja workout to become a professional in creeping in team offices and stealing those cheques he can’t get as a pro baller.

  • goat

    But then he hurt his knee…

  • JoeMaMa

    His master.

  • https://twitter.com/jasontichenor Mr. Wet

    Kris Humphries signed a large contract with the purpose of being used in a trade at a later date.

  • pposse

    Bynum has learned the ways of the Samurai and Darvin Ham aka Master Spliner is his Sensai.

  • Laura Toby

    Bynum was at least was a beast when he could be.


    details on bynum’s ninja workout, please. NOW.