Monday, February 25th, 2013 at 10:25 am  |  53 responses

Dwyane Wade Has Nicknamed Himself ‘WOW’

LeBron James finds teammate Dwyane Wade’s new, self-given nickname “WOW” corny. LeBron James is correct. Per the Palm Beach Post: “It’s ‘WOW,’ Way of Wade,’ James said, referring to the slogan for Wade’s Li-Ning shoes. ‘I think it’s corny.’ Wade, who discarded the ‘Flash’ nickname two years ago, did not concur. Wow? ‘I’m taking it global!’ he shouted.”

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  • http://twitter.com/niQknacks niQ

    There’s got to be a World of Warcraft joke somewhere in here…

  • Piggy

    You can’t give yourself a nickname, that is not how it works.

  • Gman

    Kobe did it.

  • spit hot fiyah

    the winner here is harrison barnes who now has the second worst nickname in the league

  • http://twitter.com/sooperfadeaway nbk

    The Black Mamba and 68 of 70 of Shaq’s various nicknames would disagree with this.

  • Redd

    Yeah..this late in your career? That’s not effective.

  • Dutch Rich

    This from a guy/girl dubbed Piggy. lol

  • analfissures

    Nah, Kobe’s nickname has to be first or second.

  • Mike Mihalow


  • Max


  • Max

    I think I’ll stick with Flash.


    What is it?


    I think it’s Black Falcon…. smh

  • Marcuz

    Captain Crunch

  • robb

    ugly shoes, bad campaign, corny nickname. This guy’s got it all.

  • Iggi Vasquez

    What is Harrison Barnes Nickname??

  • Comment_System

    black falcon is dope. step ya captain america history up :)

  • Slick Ric


  • Slamonthis

    Dwade should get a W tattoo on both of his butt chick to further explain the nick name thing.

  • Dutch Rich

    and let’s not even mention his dreadful ladyfriend…!!

  • fruizm


  • fruizm

    Wrong forum…haha

  • KevinJohnsonFan

    Gabrielle Union is dreadful to you? Won’t find too many people who agree with you.

  • Happy

    I also think it’s wack to give yourself a nickname. It reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld when George wanted everyone to call him T-Bone. Corny.

  • spit hot fiyah

    the black falcon

  • Dutch Rich

    won’t find too many people on here that missed the sarcasm. They would have to peel me off Gaby if we were ever in the same room.

  • http://twitter.com/apowellAdvocate Allen Powell II

    It is disturbing that you are concerned with his butt cheeks. Just thought I should make that known.

  • bill

    How ’bout “nutcracker”?

  • LakeShow

    That’s what you took from that?
    You think this dude is concerned about butt cheeks or something… ?
    He’s making a joke. A pretty funny one too.

  • shockexchange

    There’s yellow top, WMD, crack, and that molly. Then there’s other stuff D. Wade’s on – that “Midlife Crisis” son.

  • http://twitter.com/Jzakoni Sanchez


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  • roscoe

    Did Nike (Jordan – Brand) own the rights to “flash” or something?

    this sounds more like business than fun.

  • fruizm

    hahaha great episode!

  • Dutch Rich

    And just for the record. I don’t question Wade when it comes to picking partners!

  • KevinJohnsonFan

    Yeah, I kind of want to know why he would suggest a tattoo on that part of Wade’s body. I also want to know why 6 people have given it a thumbs up as if it’s funny at all.

  • KevinJohnsonFan

    Or Wade or one of her bodyguards could just choke you out.

  • Dutch Rich
  • http://twitter.com/apowellAdvocate Allen Powell II

    If you think butt cheek jokes are funny then more power to you.

  • Max

    Maybe he/she deserves the name?

  • Max

    Don’t you get it?
    It would be the same if he got 2 W’s on his cheeks, or next to his belly button.

  • KevinJohnsonFan

    Which begs the question, why attempt the butt cheeks joke instead of the other cheeks or the belly button?

  • LakeShow

    Not so unfunny that I would tell another dude he should not make butt cheek jokes.

  • http://twitter.com/apowellAdvocate Allen Powell II

    Where did I do that? I called it disturbing. It is.

  • LakeShow

    You said: “It is disturbing that you are concerned with his butt cheeks.”

    When in reality the dude made no comment that concluded he was concerned about Wades buttocks. Rather his comment was centered around a joke that D-Wade is an ass hole and that he should get “W’s” placed on either side of his butt hole in reference of his new self proclaimed nick name of “WOW” with the “O” being his butt hole.

    Not exactly comedic gold, but also definitely not another man “concerned” about another mans ass.

  • Max

    I don’t know, guess it’s funnier?

  • Max

    It has turned into something funny with these comments lol.

  • MikeC.

    Self-given nicknames are mad wack.

  • Zabbah

    W on both buttcheeks, hahahahahah!

  • Ryan

    I didn’t like W.O.W. at first but now that I know what it stands for it’s very fitting. Weak. Old. Woman.

  • http://twitter.com/apowellAdvocate Allen Powell II

    Did you read the description you just wrote? It featured an entire paragraph about a man’s buttocks! And yet you insist that his comment wasn’t about his butt? Um, ok boss.

  • LakeShow

    This is true… But the butt hole in question is actually a focal ghost if you will.

    So, yes, while the post spoke mostly of a males rear end, it’s truth was found with a single letter.


    We all know your the Boss, Boss.