Sunday, October 23rd, 2011 at 12:12 pm  |  536 responses

Top 50: Dwight Howard, no. 6

The definitive ranking of the NBA’s best players.

by Sandy Dover / @San_Dova

Dwight Howard was never Superman. I repeat—he was never Superman. There was never a Clark Kent in him and there wasn’t really a Son of Krypton in him, either. Dwight Howard has never been a savior. (You do know that Superman was created, in disguise, as the Judaic Messiah, right?) Dwight isn’t Kal-El, and I don’t think even he literally wants that. No, he was more like The Man of Tomorrow in body, or The Metropolis Kid in mind even…Steel, presently, maybe…but he was never Superman. He could never do it all.

But that doesn’t mean he isn’t the best.Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard shines because he smiles. He’s smiled in adversity, he’s smiled in victory, he’s smiled while on high, he’s been smiling in lower times. As fans, we got spoiled. We took the ‘90s for granted. When we saw Patrick Ewing shoot fadeaways from the elbow in Knick blue, we didn’t understand what wouldn’t come. When Alonzo Mourning blocked three shots a game, boarded 10 rebounds and still put up 20-some points primarily as a defensive magnet, we didn’t stop to “think about the future!!” as Jack Napier told his corrupt Gotham connect in 1989’s “Batman.” We must’ve thought the essence of Hakeem’s Dream would extend for years after he left H-Town (or Canada…). And now our beloved Tim Duncan is going. We didn’t appreciate the greatness of the pivot as we now do.

Dwight Howard is no longer the status quo—he is the anomaly.

So when a man manages to average 18 points and almost 13 boards per game, becomes the defining defender of his generation, and one of the all-time greatest big men in NBA history from the ages of 18 to 25 in a seven-year period, we should pay homage to what he truly is…he is neither savior nor messenger, no. He is the message.

Understand that when I say that Dwight was never Superman, I don’t mean that as a takedown. The Big Diesel came and went. That era in black pinstripes and Magic blue was startlingly beautiful and amazing. Never might we see a 300-lb+ monster of a man at 7-2 (really) take over a game in the way that Shaquille Rashaun O’Neal did. The Superman moniker that the media haphazardly gave to Dwight wasn’t meant to dethrone the true Son of Krypton, for he was the last—he became The Eradicator. Dwight ascended into the glory of the shield, because (not unlike the Supermen who came forth in the true Superman’s absence) he represented the essence of that old glory. The aural nature of Dwight’s presence is what, in part, encouraged this literal manchild-turned-man to don red, yellow and blue outside of battle. The costume is Dwight’s nickname, his true identity is his adidas-made uniform. Sometimes the nostalgic essence of a person is just the beginning of something new; it’s a foundation to work from, not to live up to.

Dwight Howard is the message to the new generation of players. He is 6-9 6-11 and around 250 lbs. He is the Shaq that endured. He is the Mayce Edward Christopher Webber that came. He is the Akeem before The Dream. Moreover, he is the impermanent Man of Steel of the present. But even greater, he is the Dwight Howard of the future.

He is the message.

Sandy Dover is a published author, media & fitness professional, and SLAM web columnist & print contributor whose work has been featured and published by US News, Yahoo!, Robert Atwan’s “America Nowand ESPN. You can find Sandy frequently here at SLAMonline and via his website at About.Me/SandyDover.

SLAMonline Top 50 Players 2011
Rank Player Team Position Pos. Rank
50 Luol Deng Bulls SF 8
49 Andrew Bogut Bucks C 7
48 Ray Allen Celtics SG 9
47 Marc Gasol Grizzlies C 6
46 David West Hornets PF 15
45 Kevin Martin Rockets SG 8
44 Andrew Bynum Lakers C 5
43 Brandon Jennings Bucks PG 11
42 Lamar Odom Lakers PF 14
41 Gerald Wallace Blazers SF 7
40 Brook Lopez Nets C 4
39 Joakim Noah Bulls C 3
38 Carlos Boozer Bulls PF 13
37 Kevin Garnett Celtics PF 12
36 Eric Gordon Clippers SG 7
35 Tony Parker Spurs PG 10
34 Andre Iguodala 76ers SG 6
33 Al Jefferson Jazz PF 11
32 Al Horford Hawks C 2
31 Stephen Curry Warriors PG 9
30 Tim Duncan Spurs PF 10
29 Josh Smith Hawks PF 9
28 Manu Ginobili Spurs SG 5
27 Tyreke Evans Kings PG 8
26 Rudy Gay Grizzlies SF 6
25 John Wall Wizards PG 7
24 Danny Granger Pacers SF 5
23 Monta Ellis Warriors SG 4
22 Joe Johnson Hawks SG 3
21 Paul Pierce Celtics SF 4
20 Steve Nash Suns PG 6
19 Zach Randolph Grizzlies PF 8
18 LaMarcus Aldridge Blazers PF 7
17 Chris Bosh Heat PF 6
16 Kevin Love TWolves PF 5
15 Rajon Rondo Celtics PG 5
14 Blake Griffin Clippers PF 4
13 Pau Gasol Lakers PF 3
12 Russell Westbrook Thunder PG 4
11 Amar’e Stoudemire Knicks PF 2
10 Deron Williams Nets PG 3
9 Carmelo Anthony Knicks SF 3
8 Chris Paul Hornets PG 2
7 Dirk Nowitzki Mavs PF 1
6 Dwight Howard Magic C 1

Notes
• Rankings are based solely on projected ’11-12 performance.
• Contributors to this list include: Maurice Bobb, Shannon Booher, David Cassilo, Bryan Crawford, Sandy Dover, Adam Figman, Jon Jaques, Eldon Khorshidi, Ryne Nelson, Doobie Okon, Ben Osborne, Quinn Peterson, Dave Schnur, Abe Schwadron, Dan Shapiro, Irv Soonachan, Todd Spehr, Tzvi Twersky, Yaron Weitzman, DeMarco Williams and Ben York.
• Want more of the SLAMonline Top 50? Check out the archive.

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  • http://Www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Five-zero-zero.
    For Duh-White.

  • http://Www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Plus it’s repetitive, E.
    Top 50 has lost it’s allure (to me that is).

  • http://www.slamonline.com Max

    Also lot’s of people forget he has like the least amount of shot attempts of any superstart in the L.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Eboy

    Dark, when I read something like this, it kind of damages my thoughts that the new breed of SLAM writers have a rock-solid grasp on the game and it’s players in it’s current state. This list is NOT supposed to be a popularity contest but it’s painfully obvious (especially with Dwight’s place on this list) that the chosen writer’s that put it together are kind of still trying to find their footing and are many, many steps behind the crew of writers that were here before them, even just 3 or 4 years ago. To validate Dwight being behind D-Rose and D-Wade is debatable. Putting him behind Kobe and their individual production for the upcoming season (whenever that MAY be) is just asinine.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Max

    ^
    Watch out for maniac lol.

  • http://slamonline.com Ben Osborne

    Who said Sunday posts don’t get a lot of comments?

  • http://Www.fiba.com Darksaber

    Touché, Ed.

  • marc

    kobe is my favorite player now but he’s not going to be number 1. Of course its lebron. I just wish that people would stop hating on Kobe and saying he is not a good defender. IMO i think lebron is an overrated defender. Lebron is just a good help side defender because of his athleticism.
    PS Hakeem is a top 10 player on my list.

  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    lmao maniac was tripping for a while

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    Completely agree Eboy & Dark. A example; when was Shaq ever 7-2?: Guy was (is) huge but he never had the height of say a Mutombo. There was also something about New Orleans in there (has since been edited out).

  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    also i’d like to point out that i’m 19 and like caboose am not an @ss… lmfao

  • http://www.slamonline.com UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER

    COTDAMM!!! I ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THAT OLD GIL POST, APPARENTLY I DIDNT POST IN THERE, THO A FEW PEOPLE CALLED ME OUT. I MISS THOSE TIMES WHEN THE SLAM WRITERS WERE ALL IN THE COMMENTS SLINGING SHTT AT EVERYONE, FUN TIMES.
    ENIGMATIC, YEA, WE SPOKE OF THAT BEFORE, BUT IF MY GRANDMA HAD ONIONS, SHE’D BE MY GRANDPA. TIM PLAYED IN THE YEARS HE PLAYED, AND HE WON, ALOT.

  • Lz – Cphfinest3

    It seems to me that the voters/writers on this list themselves has been confused about how to vote/write (projected next season or simply ‘best player’). Imo there is no consistency in the list what so ever, some guys seem to be rated on what they will do next year, others on their overall level, others as a life-time achievement award. The Top 50 has not been up to the lofty SLAM standards, just like Eboy and Dark I have also decided against wasting time commenting because of this. We could be grumpy old men and the new writers can just reject our opinions as ‘hate’, but really SLAM should ask itself why several commentator mainstays are now nowhere to be seen and why the level of the articles and the argumentation of the writers is now being questioned, it used to mostly be the rankings/players that was being discussed.

  • http://360special.blogspot.com dev0

    All the haters and the know-it-alls came out to play. My fingers have a rash from scrolling down too far.
    Just say it, you thought he’d be higher on the list because you’re supposed to value defense, and now he’s 6 when he could have been 2.
    But he’s clearly limited in some areas, and maybe maybe deserves to be a spot or two higher, but SLAM was justified in placing him at 6.
    I think we can all agree on that.
    Dwight Howard, prove us wrong.

  • Cole World, Make Way For The Chosen 1

    That was just a confusing article…

  • AD

    Hello Brooklyn How ya doing………

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  • jarrett

    aaight cmon now yall, yall went HAM on this comment section. SLAM release number 5 and RIP these arguments please… its like 500 comments already.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    What the hell happened here?

  • http://redoftoothandclaw.ca/ niQ

    520 comments? LOL. cosign Allenp.

  • http://www.optimabbc.be Max

    Maniac Happend lol
    “Slamonline where Maniac happens”

  • http://Slamonline.com Caboose

    Word datkid, intelligence is more important than age. And Allen: Dwight was ranked 6. That’s what happened.

  • http://slamonline.com Allenp

    Oh, and don’t just read the Gilbert Arenas joint, read the joint on Iverson that ran the day before.

  • http://Slamonline.com nbk

    I’m happy I was on hiatus during that top 50

  • http://slamonline.com LakeShow

    Wow….. I missed out on some fun. I like this Maniac fella. Knows what he is talking about. Please come around more often so i’m not battling against a team of commentors every dam day.

  • Clos1881

    There’s not 5 players better than Dwight in the league

  • Matt Park

    Read halfway through the comments (took 20 minutes) and stopped reading because the argument turned into name-calling and rehashing of facts… And what nbk or datkid was saying about Andrew Bynum and Pau Gasol being the defensive anchors of the team is right… Stats prove it and basketball knowledge proves it.

  • GERMAN RAMOS

    MY #1 THRU #4 IN THE SLAM TOP 50 PLAYERS LIST…
    1.LeBRON JAMES EL HEAT
    2.D.ROSE BULLS
    3.K.DURANT THUNDER
    4.KOBE LAKERS

  • GERMAN RAMOS

    D.HOWARD & C.BOSH SHOULD BE HIGHER ON THE LIST…

  • http://www.twitter.com/hurstysyd Hursty

    Slick Ric – sigh. You sir, have missed the point entirely. This is about next season. Not at the beginning of last year, half-way through it, or any other point in time. It’s about the expected production of players for the 2012 season.

  • Jono

    About right. Franchise players take over in the crunch. I mean, give me the ball and get the fu(k out my way! Dwight doesn’t go this ever. He does however, play magnificent music that is game-changing and that warrants a top 8 spot, but not a top 5.

  • http://slamonline.com Jones

    His somewhat limited post game still probably hurts him, though he has gotten better. I still bet Dwight is glad that Perkins is in the west now. He still can’t make free throws though. And this list is, “based solely on projected ’11-12 performance.” Around 19 points a game, 13 boards, nearly 3 blocks, fg and ft % both hovering around 50 and 2 turnovers a game. Number six sounds about right.

  • deith

    I’m not a fan of DHoward but him not in top 3 is just a big joke. That dosent look good.

  • http://slamonline 3kings

    he is where he belongs. not hating because i love dwight its just hes not as good as the other players. defesivly hes an absolute beast, and he cud average 25 and 15 if teamates would give him the dam ball and he got better at freethrows

  • DA

    Call me crazy…but if you were Miami would you not try for one of these trades?

    1. C Bosh + L James FOR D Howard.

    or

    2. C Bosh + D Wade FOR D Howard.

    If Miami gets DH with one of Wade or James they win.

  • Mike

    #6 Really?
    Had the #2 Per stat last year…right behind Lebron.
    Where’s the love?

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