Sunday, October 23rd, 2011 at 12:12 pm  |  536 responses

Top 50: Dwight Howard, no. 6

The definitive ranking of the NBA’s best players.

by Sandy Dover / @San_Dova

Dwight Howard was never Superman. I repeat—he was never Superman. There was never a Clark Kent in him and there wasn’t really a Son of Krypton in him, either. Dwight Howard has never been a savior. (You do know that Superman was created, in disguise, as the Judaic Messiah, right?) Dwight isn’t Kal-El, and I don’t think even he literally wants that. No, he was more like The Man of Tomorrow in body, or The Metropolis Kid in mind even…Steel, presently, maybe…but he was never Superman. He could never do it all.

But that doesn’t mean he isn’t the best.Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard shines because he smiles. He’s smiled in adversity, he’s smiled in victory, he’s smiled while on high, he’s been smiling in lower times. As fans, we got spoiled. We took the ‘90s for granted. When we saw Patrick Ewing shoot fadeaways from the elbow in Knick blue, we didn’t understand what wouldn’t come. When Alonzo Mourning blocked three shots a game, boarded 10 rebounds and still put up 20-some points primarily as a defensive magnet, we didn’t stop to “think about the future!!” as Jack Napier told his corrupt Gotham connect in 1989’s “Batman.” We must’ve thought the essence of Hakeem’s Dream would extend for years after he left H-Town (or Canada…). And now our beloved Tim Duncan is going. We didn’t appreciate the greatness of the pivot as we now do.

Dwight Howard is no longer the status quo—he is the anomaly.

So when a man manages to average 18 points and almost 13 boards per game, becomes the defining defender of his generation, and one of the all-time greatest big men in NBA history from the ages of 18 to 25 in a seven-year period, we should pay homage to what he truly is…he is neither savior nor messenger, no. He is the message.

Understand that when I say that Dwight was never Superman, I don’t mean that as a takedown. The Big Diesel came and went. That era in black pinstripes and Magic blue was startlingly beautiful and amazing. Never might we see a 300-lb+ monster of a man at 7-2 (really) take over a game in the way that Shaquille Rashaun O’Neal did. The Superman moniker that the media haphazardly gave to Dwight wasn’t meant to dethrone the true Son of Krypton, for he was the last—he became The Eradicator. Dwight ascended into the glory of the shield, because (not unlike the Supermen who came forth in the true Superman’s absence) he represented the essence of that old glory. The aural nature of Dwight’s presence is what, in part, encouraged this literal manchild-turned-man to don red, yellow and blue outside of battle. The costume is Dwight’s nickname, his true identity is his adidas-made uniform. Sometimes the nostalgic essence of a person is just the beginning of something new; it’s a foundation to work from, not to live up to.

Dwight Howard is the message to the new generation of players. He is 6-9 6-11 and around 250 lbs. He is the Shaq that endured. He is the Mayce Edward Christopher Webber that came. He is the Akeem before The Dream. Moreover, he is the impermanent Man of Steel of the present. But even greater, he is the Dwight Howard of the future.

He is the message.

Sandy Dover is a published author, media & fitness professional, and SLAM web columnist & print contributor whose work has been featured and published by US News, Yahoo!, Robert Atwan’s “America Nowand ESPN. You can find Sandy frequently here at SLAMonline and via his website at About.Me/SandyDover.

SLAMonline Top 50 Players 2011
Rank Player Team Position Pos. Rank
50 Luol Deng Bulls SF 8
49 Andrew Bogut Bucks C 7
48 Ray Allen Celtics SG 9
47 Marc Gasol Grizzlies C 6
46 David West Hornets PF 15
45 Kevin Martin Rockets SG 8
44 Andrew Bynum Lakers C 5
43 Brandon Jennings Bucks PG 11
42 Lamar Odom Lakers PF 14
41 Gerald Wallace Blazers SF 7
40 Brook Lopez Nets C 4
39 Joakim Noah Bulls C 3
38 Carlos Boozer Bulls PF 13
37 Kevin Garnett Celtics PF 12
36 Eric Gordon Clippers SG 7
35 Tony Parker Spurs PG 10
34 Andre Iguodala 76ers SG 6
33 Al Jefferson Jazz PF 11
32 Al Horford Hawks C 2
31 Stephen Curry Warriors PG 9
30 Tim Duncan Spurs PF 10
29 Josh Smith Hawks PF 9
28 Manu Ginobili Spurs SG 5
27 Tyreke Evans Kings PG 8
26 Rudy Gay Grizzlies SF 6
25 John Wall Wizards PG 7
24 Danny Granger Pacers SF 5
23 Monta Ellis Warriors SG 4
22 Joe Johnson Hawks SG 3
21 Paul Pierce Celtics SF 4
20 Steve Nash Suns PG 6
19 Zach Randolph Grizzlies PF 8
18 LaMarcus Aldridge Blazers PF 7
17 Chris Bosh Heat PF 6
16 Kevin Love TWolves PF 5
15 Rajon Rondo Celtics PG 5
14 Blake Griffin Clippers PF 4
13 Pau Gasol Lakers PF 3
12 Russell Westbrook Thunder PG 4
11 Amar’e Stoudemire Knicks PF 2
10 Deron Williams Nets PG 3
9 Carmelo Anthony Knicks SF 3
8 Chris Paul Hornets PG 2
7 Dirk Nowitzki Mavs PF 1
6 Dwight Howard Magic C 1

Notes
• Rankings are based solely on projected ’11-12 performance.
• Contributors to this list include: Maurice Bobb, Shannon Booher, David Cassilo, Bryan Crawford, Sandy Dover, Adam Figman, Jon Jaques, Eldon Khorshidi, Ryne Nelson, Doobie Okon, Ben Osborne, Quinn Peterson, Dave Schnur, Abe Schwadron, Dan Shapiro, Irv Soonachan, Todd Spehr, Tzvi Twersky, Yaron Weitzman, DeMarco Williams and Ben York.
• Want more of the SLAMonline Top 50? Check out the archive.

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  • http://sdfklf.com Jukai

    Maniac: When I’m talking “best” player, I’ll downplay the championships. When I’m talking “greatest” then you have to look at the championships. I know a lot of that is luck, but them the ropes.

  • Maniac

    @Enigmatic – I see what you’re saying, but he is overrating Hakeem. I would not dismiss Russell so easily either

  • Maniac

    @Mackdaddy – LOL at Dr. J over Kobe. I love Doc though.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Megatron

    does anyone happen to know the highest comment total ever for slamonline? just wondering

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Wade played 51 games in ’07-’08, and 75 in ’08-’09, so it depends on which “’08″ season y’all are talking about.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    @Megatron – a lot more than this. Over a thousand, I think, back in the old days pre-Enigmatic.

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    Engimatic, while DHoward is a great defender (by today’s standards), he’s not in the same league as Hakeem. He’s a great athletic and that helps him get to balls *pause* that few can but he lacks elite shot-blocking skills in my opinion. I mean Deke, Eaton and to a lesser extent Hakeem weren’t world class athletes like Howard is but those guys knew all the right angels and timing it takes to disrupt every shot, Howard doesn’t. Even 6-10 ZO’s a better defender and shot-blocker than Howard. Also, I dare someone to use the “too many fouls called on big men today” excuses because Hakeem was avg. 4+ fouls early in his career.

  • Maniac

    @Otero – Man you agree with me down to the punch. I agree with your top 7 all-time completely and I been stressing that whole time. I got Oscar at #8 and 9-10 is a toss up for West/Doc/Baylor/Shaq/Dunca/Hakeem. We also agree completely on the top 10 for right now. Bron/Kobe/Dwight is 1-3. Wade/Durant/Rose is 4-6, but I have no problem putting Dirk in that group too. My 8-10 is CP3/Melo/Deron. Funny because you hate the Lakers, but their one of my two favorite teams and CP3 is my 2nd favorite player. Thanks for adding some knowledge to the discussion.

  • http://Slamonline.com nbk

    I have no problem with Kobe whatsoever.

  • Maniac

    @Jukai – Solid top 20. Top 14-20 is highly debatable. Is that the order?

  • http://redoftoothandclaw.ca niQ

    1) Would’ve at LEAST expected Dwight to be top 5.
    2) I’m more surprised of the fact this thread reached 350+ comments.. ON A SUNDAY!

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    “the pre-Enigmatic days” must have been in the 50s, right? Old-a** nuckka (where’s the nerve when you need him)

  • http://sdfklf.com Jukai

    Megatron: A few years ago, when SLAM started this whole top-50 thing (I think before the 08-09 season?), they put Gilbert Arenas over Allen Iverson. I think that thing had comments in the high 400s, and the war of words that raged from that (MY FAULT TOO, MY BAD GUYS) pretty much drove the writers from ever posting here again.
    I once jokingly brought up in a SLAM top-50 two years later and said “HEY MYLES BUT WHY IN 2008 WAS ARENAS OVER IVERSON” and he got really pissed and wrote a nasty message and left.
    It was a sh*t show.

  • Maniac

    @Enigmatic – I think Dwight is comparable to Hakeem on defense, but Hakeem still wins out because of his footwork, quickness, and superior speed. I said earlier that big men get held back today because the league wants the perimeter players to be dominant, but there is no doubt in my mind that Dwight could hang with the centers of 90s.

  • http://ZOGS.COM ZOGS

    Im a latino piece of sh*t that has nothing better to do but to constantly bring up a ended discusion that occured like 2 weeks ago.
    HI ENIGMATIC

  • http://sdfklf.com Jukai

    Maniac: It is in my order, but it’s a rough order and I’d switch ‘em around given the debate. I didn’t put much thought into it. As a matter of fact, I feel like I put Karl Malone too high but only because Enigmatic said something about him being as good as Duncan and I felt bad.

  • Maniac

    @JTaylor21 – Yes D-Rob is underrated. That’s why I feel like Hakeem is overrated at times. So many ppl downplay the centers of the 90s to give more props to Hakeem. Hakeem was easily the best, but no by far.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    LOL @ JTaylor!
    Man, I been been commenting on here since like early ’09.
    Jukai and nbk been here since Greg Oden’s son (Bill Russell) was playing.
    @Jukai – no wonder Myles will come in here, make a point and then be ghost whenever someone tries to argue with him.

  • Maniac

    @Jukai – Yeah Malone would fine his way into my top 20. I don’t think he’s better than Duncan though.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Wow, ZOGS.
    Way to put race into it.
    P*ssy.

  • Maniac

    @nbk – It seems like it. Either that or you romanticize the players of the past.

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    Jukai, you’re looking for criticism? Well…here’s some; why do you have Wilt above Hakeem? I understand that he was a beast and all but his playoff numbers are subpar when compared to his RS numbers unlike Hakeem who stepped up his RS ppg avg by 4pts?

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    I guess everything I ever type on here can be discredited cause I’m Latino.
    A “Latino piece of sh*t”, to be exact.
    I hate E-thuggin but you took it there, ZOGS.

  • Maniac

    Anybody agree that SLAM will put Wade at #5? They love KD and Rose will start getting the same treatment. Plus, they give Kobe a lot of props so probably expect him to have a great comeback season. Bron will definitely be #1.

  • Maniac

    @Enigmatic – I’m a black piece of sh*t lol

  • http://sdfklf.com Jukai

    Enigmatic, ignore him, he’s a wimp behind his keyboard, just don’t even bother.
    Look up SLAMOnline top 50 Gilbert Arenas 17 and just read the comment section. It’s gold. Trust me.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    F*ck it, guess I’ll just get my B Rabbit on.
    “I’m a Latino piece of sh*t, I say it loudly!”
    And I’m sorry (not really) but when someone says “DeMar DeRozan is better than Paul Pierce CONSTANTLY (not just two weeks ago), I gotta clown that.
    I’m sorry, that’s just stupid.
    It’s clownable. So I’ma clown.

  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    so can i comment on here again or what?

  • http://Slamonline.com nbk

    I care about actual production and be the catalyst to championships. Skill level is nice but it doesn’t make you better then someone with better output – Saying Kobe is 12th all-time or whatever it was is still a compliment. He still got 3 to 4 years left in his career.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Slick Ric

    Wow, this just shocked the hell out of me.

  • http://slamonline.com datkid

    whoa i thought i was banned for a while… wow

  • http://sdfklf.com Jukai

    JTaylor: Chamberlain’s playoff numbers always went down because he had to play the defensive juggernaut known as the Celtics in the playoffs for the majority of it. The Celtics had the personnel to shut everyone down…
    That being said, Chamberlain was better than Hakeem at most parts of the game… offensively, they’re closer than numbers are to be believed, but Chamberlain still has the edge due to insane athleticism. Defense, Hakeem because of his ability to anchor defense off the ball with his blocks and steals… but Chamberlain was still a killer isolation wise, and he got his blocks to boot.
    Chamberlain was just way better with rebounds and assists.
    They have the same number of championships.
    I think you’ve overrating Olajuwon a bit. He was a great two-way player but wasn’t the best of passers, didn’t have a killer instinct until sometime later, and had some attitude problems the beginning of his career (but he was such a ridiculously nice, solemn guy in the end that people have absolutely forgotten that he was a bit of a jerk!).
    Hakeem is criminally underrated but I would not put him on par with Chamberlain.

  • Maniac

    @nbk – Wow so Kobe being 12th is a compliment. OK!

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    “You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fu*ked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to f*cking amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? “

  • http://www.slamonline.com Slick Ric

    Co-sign boston32 @ 1:12, that irks me as well, because he clearly stood out amongst the most loaded position, but even with little competition dwight should probably be higher than six.

  • Maniac

    @Jukai – Hakeem is underrated when people forget to mention him when talking about the greatest centers. That’s it. He is overrated when people like JTaylor make silly claims like putting him on the level of or over guys like Wilt.

  • Otero

    @maniac you already know I could talk about this all day. I can’t change my 10 for now. Not even for those great legends. Duncan can teach any tall person to play pf just by watching him. And shaq has dream by 2 rings. Dream at peak> shaq at peak.but shaqs dominance spanded about a dec and change. Baylor and west are great b/c of their blueprint in the game. It really shouldn’t be fair to compare. I never like comparing a classic to a ceiling breaker.

  • http://cnbc.com JTaylor21

    Jukai, fair enough but your last paragraph apart from being Hakeem being a terrible passer (I wouldn’t say terrible, just unwilling at times) are the exact same things people said about Wilt.

  • http://www.bulls.com Enigmatic

    Oh man, I’m laughing my a** off at that old Gilbert Arenas article.
    I can understand why old heads complain about the commenters nowadays too..

  • http://sdfklf.com Jukai

    JTaylor: Can’t even argue. Didn’t even think of that till I re-read it. It is the same thing people say about Wilt.

  • http://www.slamonline.com Slick Ric

    LOl @ ej comment, 3:53. Cp3 is overrated, and Dwight may just be rated besides this slam article, but the rest of those guys excluding pau, I completely agree with.

  • http://Slamonline.com nbk

    Yeah, I don’t like to anoint people of anything while they are still in the productive part of their career – what happens if Koe gets swept from the first or second round of the playoffs for the next 4 years and then retires? Would you still feel comfortable with that fact, 5 straight exits, via sweep from the playoffs, for a top 5 player ever? Idk, maybe that’s the wrong way to look at it, but I think it depends how Kobe closes his career that will make the difference between top 12 and top 8 (imo) all-time. What he’s done/hasn’t done as a leader makes the difference too me.

  • Maniac

    @Otero – Oh I know. Our top 8 is the same. I’m just saying that it’s all about preference when taking Duncan and Shaq over Hakeem/West/Doc/Baylor. With a gun to my head, I probably would take those guys too (maybe), but I got too much mad love for West & Doc to easily dismiss them without mention.

  • Otero

    @SLAM isn’t slick. They only make these misguided rankings to generate crazy extra hits via discussion. It’s brilliant and healthy for good basketball discussion. Now you guys need to put me on your team I just got my advertising degree.

  • Maniac

    @nbk – Great point. Excellent point actually, but he’ll still be easy top 10. Shaq ended his career on a bad note so you should knock him for that too then. Be fair. I see where you’re coming from with Kobe so if he does end his career in a bad way, I would definitely reconsider taking him over Magic & Bird, but that’s where it ends. He’s still good for #7 over everyone else.

  • Galagu

    can’t wait to see where they’re gonna fit marvin williams!

  • http://Slamonline.com nbk

    Shaq came in the league in 92, in 06 (his 14th year) he won a title. So uhh That’s a little different right?

  • Maniac

    @nbk – If my math is correct, Kobe came in the league in 96; in 2010 (his 14th year) he won a title. So uhh how is that a little different?

  • http://Slamonline.com nbk

    I think when Kobe retires he’ll be top 10, I think imo he will end up right by Duncan, right behind Shaq. Unless he gets another title or two (Dwight Howard or Chris Paul are needed imo), or even a very very very unlikely MVP, then him, Bird and Robertson will be together in my rankings. But with the 25 5 5 on 45% and limited overall dominance I can’t annoint him in that company. How y’all talk about Hakeem defensively, that’s what Tim Duncan was, to go with what he did on the block on the other end. Kobe didn’t have that kind of 2-way effect, I had to say that at some point, that is why I have Duncan over Bryant. M

  • otero

    lol @Galagu
    @nbk Yeah i feel you all the way on that. Shaq probably stayed about hour later than he should have. Luckily he makes up for that with his outstanding early career when alot of good bigs are feeling their way out in the league. Kobe is set ..you aint hear? West not letting his boy go out like that. He’s been a good seed.
    @Maniac I here you bro. In time that list will likely change anyway.

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